Seriously y’all I’m not even drinking and this is still amusing me. I went ahead and took screen shots of some of my favorite filtered results from the guru/douchebag filter I wrote. Enjoy!
Starting off slow: This is how I viewed the tweet that announced the filter:
Of course I’m a guru — It’s in my name! See?!? Nope:
I think this was supposed to be a compliment:
YES!! Found it! The definition of douchebag:
The most truthful replacement I found:
The douchiest. I name you, “VIZIONARY*douchebag*, King Douche:
April 13th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
wow. worse than I thought! there must be residual alcohol or something.
I can’t sleep. Obviously neither can you! Go to bed!
Love you,
me
April 14th, 2009 at 5:10 am
You, sir, have made a worthwhile contribution to the internet in one of the best ways possible.
April 14th, 2009 at 6:52 am
Way to use your powers of craftiness for…err…good?
Love the creativity.
You should add the title “Enforcer of technological whimsy” to your business card.
May 16th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Too funny!
May 20th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Love your site. Funny stuff. Challenge, find a gender neutral word replacement for guru. Doughebag is what a woman uses to clean up some guys mess. Have a fun week.